Poop Poker
Coming Soon Fall 2025

Finally, a tool that really gets to the bottom of things. The ultimate inspection device for the curious, the practical, and the thoroughly prepared.

The Inside Scoop on Better Tools

We all look anyway — now you can look properly. Meet the tool that makes curiosity comfortable and inspection effortless.

Curiosity Meets Functionality

Whether you're naturally curious or have practical reasons, this tool gives you the perfect vantage point without the mess.

Sanitary & Reusable

Easy to clean, built to get the best view. Fits right into your regular bathroom sanitizing routine with a protective cover for storage.

Smart Design

Long enough to keep you at a comfortable distance, rigid enough for thorough inspection. No more makeshift solutions.

Conversation Starter

The gift that guarantees you'll be remembered. Perfect for White Elephant exchanges and anyone who appreciates original humor.

Bespoke & Original

For the person who has everything except this. A truly unique addition to any novelty collection that could actually serve a purpose.

No-Judgment Zone

Whatever your reason for looking, we've got your back. Some people collect stamps, others collect moments of clarity.

What People Are Saying (Probably)

We imagine this is what people who will buy this product would say

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